Break out your greenest shirt, your worst Irish accent, and your tolerance for questionable decisions! It’s time for the Downtown Troy St. Patrick’s Day Pub Crawl. This is not a sprint. This is a professionally unprofessional stroll through downtown’s finest watering holes, where the beer is flowing, the music is loud, and everyone is suddenly 12% Irish.

Grab your crawl card, bounce between participating bars, collect stamps, sip responsibly(ish), and pretend tomorrow-you won’t be slightly mad at today-you. Expect drink specials, good vibes, and a whole lot of “I swear I know you from somewhere.”

Come for the green beer. Stay because downtown Troy is walkable, welcoming, and significantly better than standing in your kitchen drinking alone. Sláinte… and may your designated driver know exactly where you live.